The first knight I encountered was DeadonTime.
Wow. Can you imagine, such a glorious name?
I'm a huge fan of his. And a shiny golden plated armor too.
Like a sun. But the sun is on the sky, how can it be on the ground too?
Too bad it turned out The Knight did not live up to his name too well.
HE DID NOT DIE! Not at all!
Instead, he stormed through the Mystic Altars of Minotaurs with me. Or in front of me.
I died, of course.
But not the Knight.
It's so hard to kill The Knight, especially when the stepmom is around.
The Knight also has very nice personality. Always. When they enter the room, they pull everyone's attention immediately.
Except Jotunn, who is the most skilled of them all.
He does not pull everyone in the room. He pulls everyone in all the nearby rooms, sometimes few big ones too! That what I call mastership. He's so talented in it. I adore him. With such a swarm of fans around, it's so easy for me to die bravely. And dance with the blades, with the mobs, not with The Knight.
The Knight makes a terrible partner to dance with, since they just stand in a place and swing with their mighty shield. It looks great, but it's not deadly. He probably did not read the instructions or had then the wrong way.
I think The Knights fancy about us rogues, with their shield. It's like a dagger, just a million times larger. I think The Knights must have some kind of complex about size.
Poor Knights, not everyone can be perfect. Oh, this reminds me about Taimps The Fast Hands. He's a half rogue, which makes him a half sane one, hih!. He uses blades on both hands. And he can truly do Dance of Two Blades.
That's really something to watch!
And I watch it often, when I lie on the ground.
I have this friend called Knighttemplar. Can you imagine, he's a knight and owns a temple? I think that's why he's so good when we go into old temples to do some weeding. Nice chap, who likes the football a alot. I don't mean the football the Mage talks about, where you carry the ball in your hands. Silly mages, know nothing about football. Sometimes he loves the football so much I get to die a lot. Such a fine man he is. The Knight I mean, not the mage.
Knights are the foundation of the cake. Essential to keep it all together.
That's a good thing, in case you did not know how to make a cake.
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