The first Priest I met was aunt Aplodi. A fine lady. She's gotten quite old recently and not able to run with people so much. But she sometimes does. I've heard she is awesome, but I've very seldom had her heal me. But she takes good care for me. Or did. Now mostly I take care of her.
Priests are awesome. Have I told you that? Oh, I have? But certainly not enough. So, let's continue.
When I was young, I met this nice Priestess Zylene. Had a lot of fun with her. She kept me alive during my times in the Aslan valley, Dragonfang Ridge and Ystra Highlands. Real talent, and a looker! Good to stare at. Indeed. And she did not mind. At all.
Once we were exploring the high areas of Dragonfang Ridge, where the trees grow. Those trees the silly mages like so much. We had some tasks from the lone hunters living there, liberating them from the wolves troubling them and helping them collect more pelts so they could buy some food for their starving children.
There were mammoths around, huge horses with a water hose in their face. So, I kindly asked them, if they want to eat a mammoth. They said they would but they have two problems. First, there is this huge mammoth king Rhyst they fear and secondly, they don't know how to eat one.
I made a promise we will help them out. I never break promises.
So, off we went to find this huge hose-nosed horse called Rhyst. Wasn't too difficult, you just had to follow your nose, and the flies. So, I built up some rage, looked at dear Zylene. She nodded and raised her hands to the ready position.
I took a dice from my pocket. I always carry few dice. A treasure hunter needs them. I selected a 4- sided one, and rolled. The die was cast, no way to retreat.
I charged in.
Now, mammoths are huge. really huge. I mean, even bigger than my mansion. And they have flies all around. And a nasty tail.
I was in trouble! I was spilling blood fast. More mine than his. What can I do?
Before I could imagine any options - and this is not due me being slow in mind, let me remind you! - I felt my energies and blood flow back to me. Thank the god Bon Jovi for Zylene being there!
I continued the dance with the Mammoth. A mammoth is a nasty piece of meat to dance with. Slice, step right, slash, pivot clockwise, axe high, dagger low, stab, jump ahead, duck, now, aim for the wounds. Rise the axe, but let the dagger kiss the skin. Deeply. Now it's time to thrust with the axe. Ouch, that tail did hurt! Oh yeah, Now it feels good again.
Are there flies around her? Quickly, dispose of them. Steal a quick kiss, aaw that's so hot. Let her be safe and back to the mammoth.
Jump up, but aim low. Let it think you are a fly. Wow, he did hit himself with that tail. That's nasty. This leaves the underside unguarded, crawl in! That's just blood, you can wash it away in the river later. It's cold but better cold water than cold you.
Now, continue to the next trunk.
So, we eventually did get the giant hairbag down and into pieces for those poor people.
- Start with one leg, I said when we headed to the Ystra with Zylene.
I did some Titles with her too, mostly in the woods. Shame I lost her somehow. We could have died a lot and lived together happily everafter. Priests make life so complicated sometimes.
The High Priestess Natiomea of the Cult of Trans. Now there is some professional life saver. And a diealot too. Can you imagine that? A real match of talent. And she's my stepmom. I'm so proud I know her.
Gezendorth the Evil Queen is a nice heal too, but she likes the Mage, and focuses on the Mage forgetting us others. So let's forget about her, in return. I've also met this Randomdude, who's heals are very random, sometimes he heals well and sometimes not. Maybe that's why I don't like male healers so much. At all, to be honest. Not good to look at. And no Titles to be done. Forget them, I said.
Yes, you may have my soul, my dear. Like you already didn't.
The priests are like a strawberries on the cake. I love strawberries! And Priests too! Don't forget the Cake!
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