My name is Nivatix.
I am the son of the great Transcend. A professional Die a lot with a perfect accent and great taste of humour. Dad, not me. He has to love humour, since he enjoys lying on the floor, face down, with me. Only thing we can do at those occasions is to make fun of each other.
My dad is a son of some unknown jester. That's why he looks like one, with a fancy hat with multiple tentacles and jingle bells.
Luckily I don't look like him at all. Except that we're both handsome, he when he has clothes on, and me when I don't. That's why I never use clothes.
I don't know who my mom is, and neither does the dad. We have no suspects and no-one has ever come to claim me.
I have this ex-stepmom Haze, whom I never met and the relationship with dad lasted only few weeks. He was not too feminine, I guess that's why Haze left dad. Dad sometimes cries over him.
So far my longest lasted stepmom has been the "the enourmous hair" Naylodas. I do not know about her features, since her beard and hair cover her up. I don't even know if she wears clothes at all. She does not need to. She always drains my enegy and often puts me to sleep. In return, I get to hit her occasionally with my friends and touch her treasures.
Recently my dad found a great stepmom in Natiomea, but that thing did not last even until the honeymorning.
Poor both. Or not 'poor', actually, I've heard they're both rich like uncle Scrooge. Not my uncle, sadly, but Donald Duck's uncle. Maybe I should hope I would inherit them both some day?
Anyway my ex-stepmom must like him alot, since she constantly saves his life. I guess she must like me too, since she saves my life also practically every other second. Could she be my real mother?
I have one suspected stepsister, Darramba. I suspect that she is my stepsis since she shares the great looks, with red hair and love for sharp weapons and suicidial, reckless behaviour. Dad does not remember her mom either, nor her history. I warmly welcome her into the family though. She has been married to my ex-stepmom. This all is not very confusing.
I have a great profession: collecting debt. My dad and ex-stepmom are even better with this, they have such a nice equipment it makes me drool so much people think i wet my panties. Which never happened, I swear!
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