Song Roxette - Speak to me Lyrics Lyrics
I love treasures. Like I love dieing. And priests who revive and heal me.
Have you ever faced a treasure to die for?
Well, I have. Many times. And died too. Even more times.
And I have also faced treasures not worth dieing for and still died. A lot.
Treasures are fun.
There is this nice thing I run everyday, first thing in the morning, when I'm alone. It's so refreshing and revitalising. You should try it sometimes too! All done in 4 minutes, before breakfast.
I sneak in from an entrance, grab a torch, set some cave ghosts on fire and light some candles. But take care, for there are some guards still walking around. Hide in the corner.
Go on the other side. Watch out, he's coming back now! Now quickly, fake dead!
Oh yeah! I can do that. I'm actually pretty good in lieing face down on the floor. He does not pay attention to me. I know my business, trust me!
Now he's gone, get up and run. No, wait. Stop!
Open the small jar in the corner. Wow, a guard commander's suit.
How did he forget it in here? If his suit is here, where is the naked commander running? You better watch out!
Salute the guards while you pass them. Don't run. Commanders don't run. Except when they chase you. Are you chasing yourself? I did not think so.
Last candle ahead.
Now wait and hide again in the shadows at the far corner. Prepare your shot. Yes, you got the magic bow when you stumbled at the treshold at the entrance. No, it's not a cane, it works as a bow.
See the guard dog at front of that candle? Aim carefully and let it go. The arrow, you fool! You never make a scout. Ok, maybe you just better play the dead again until the dog is gone. But be careful, the dogs can smell a fear. And wet panties too.
Finally go in and loot 20 chests full of treasures!
You know what annoys me? I am so weak I can only carry the load of 15 chests! Such a waste of good treasures. No, No, No, don't touch it. Oh no, that's the candle that you must never touch. It ends this dream of treasures. Always. Sadly.
I am the owner of a treasure mountain.
Lies!
I am the owner of at least 5 treasure mountains! I wonder, in what world shall I deposit them all? And what shall I do with them? Should I share? But with whom? It starts to be a bit difficult to keep count on them all. Some might even run away.
I love treasures. I wonder if there are even more bigger Treasures to be found? And how?
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